Interview with an Egyptian citizen

Number of posts : 25 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-08-10

>*A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So >they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when >she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview*
>Reporter:Hi
>Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
>Reporter:Do u speak english?
>Egyptian:Berfect
>Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
>Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
>Reporter:What's your name?
>Egyptian:Taha
>Reporter: how do u find life here in egypt?
>Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
>Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like >in ur country?
>Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
>Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
>Taha: I am very well
>,sank u
>Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
>Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any >(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in >my car..dont warry about bolice
>Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
>Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
>Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
>Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying >to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za>me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come >back..niahahaha3
>Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
>Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
>Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
>Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
>Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
>Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at >home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to >za banzeena man..they take any money
>Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot >of money?
>Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
>Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
>Taha:>Guvurment
>Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
>Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
>Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
>Taha:What duz zat mean?
>Reporter:Do u choose your president
>Taha:Mubarak?
>Reporter:yes
>Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my >voice
>Reporter:Why him?
>Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
>Reporter:But there r no wars right now
>Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good >airoplane in it
>Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
>Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
>Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
>Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
>Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
>Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
>Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
>Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
>Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
>Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi? lol!